Andrew Mitton

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Chiquita — Code of Conduct Review

banana(Chiq­uita Code of Con­duct)  Here’s the sce­nario:  you’re a kid and you’re given a banana.  What’s the first thing you do?   You take off the lit­tle Chiq­uita sticker and place it on your sister’s back or fore­head or cheek.  It’s almost impos­si­ble to eat a banana with­out doing some­thing with that blue sticker.  Then think of the banana itself.  It’s iconic.  I imag­ine that it also has some amaz­ing qual­i­ties that we’re not even aware of.  I’m amazed that I can eat a fresh banana in Alaska.

So I have to say that I was a lit­tle dis­ap­pointed when their code of con­duct is called “Code of Con­duct Work­ing to Pro­duce Trust.”  What a missed oppor­tu­nity.  They could have called it: The Banana, Stay Fresh, The Blue Sticker, or some­thing like that.  Who’s that actress who used to dance with the fruit bas­ket on her head?  I for­get, but they could have used her in the code.  OK, that’s prob­a­bly going too far.   My expe­ri­ence is that call­ing your code — Code of Con­duct is for­get­table.   Find your story and then give your code some­thing  a mem­o­rable name related to that story.

The rest of the code is pretty good.  No legalese.  Big bright pic­tures of fruits and veg­etable — although the avo­cado looks like a fried egg.  The sce­nar­ios are good.  It’s help­ful to have real life sce­nar­ios.  Over­all it’s a very good code of conduct.

Ethi­sphere Arti­cle on Chiq­uita Code: Fresh Take on an Old Code